the guide's right about taxis but just a heads up, the hotel zone ones will try to charge you more after midnight. always ask the fare before u get in and if it sounds high just wait for the next one....

the meru museum is worth it but the guided walk through the forest reserve is where it's at honestly. i did it last june and saw colobus monkeys up close, the guide knew every bird call. it's quieter...

i mean yeah the seats are hard plastic but honestly you won't care once the game starts. the barras are loud as hell and everyone's standing and singing most of the time anyway. just grab a michelada...

you're overthinking it but i get why the pics look weird. the house sits on a skinny stretch of sand between two bigger hotels so the photographers just angle everything south toward the undeveloped m...

the spa's tucked in a quiet corner near the golf course side, not the main pool chaos. the couples room has this huge window facing the lagoon, so if you're nervous just stare at the water instead of...